Tarquin, don’t go waving your Euros around like that, money does not grow on trees – or so Mrs May keeps telling us.

At this rate you’ll have lost the lot before we even get to the airport.

Gosh, it is all a bit depressing at the moment, as we are going to have to tighten our belts when we get back from holiday.

Daddy’s hedge fund is not doing well and there will be no big bonuses this year.