Gosh Tarquin, have you seen how much it costs to put old people into care. You could have a jolly good stay in a hotel for that, I can tell you.
Well, daddy is so relieved that Boris Johnson has sorted it out so we don’t have to give up our inheritance in order to look after him. I mean, it is so important.
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