It’s just as well our politicians don’t run Amazon, else we’d all have starved to death. We can’t even let them near a whelk stall since all the whelks are stuck in a trailer at Calais, or hold a piss-up in a brewery, not since the beer’s been poured down the drain and the punters barred from the boozers unless they order a three course cordon bleu meal with every pint of wallop.