After weeks of painstaking research (well, asking anyone who may know) Diary can reveal the answer to the burning question on everyone's lips – just how are we pronouncing the acronym of the new Government department that oversees local government?

Following speculation that ranged from the dull to the, frankly, preposterous (Dulux? D-lite? Anyone?) Diary caught up with a Department for Levelling Up, Housing and Communities (DLUHC) employee late at night in a bar at the Conservative party conference in Manchester.