It's not often you open an council email to see words ‘wiggle it, waggle it, twerk it!' so fair play to North Lincolnshire Council for refreshing the parts other press releases do not reach.

Naturally, Diary's thoughts turned to the world famous pop star Miley Cyrus, who has long perfected the art of standing at an angle, wiggling her bottom and sticking her tongue out (aka twerking).