Good lord, are all those political party conferences over? I can't bear windbags wittering on about ‘hard-working people' any more. If they are so interested in hard-working people, they should jolly well get themselves back to Parliament and crack on with their jobs.

Still, I did think it was fun that Keir Starmer thought it would be nice to do his whole speech with glitter in his hair. I expect I would watch more political speeches if they did that a bit more often. I couldn't tell you what he said, though.