I'm all in favour of Labour's policies. Personally, I don't see what's wrong with the 1970s.

In them days you could smoke as many Players No.6 as you wanted without the nannies wagging their fingers at you; you could get a decent meal out of a Vesta Beef Risotto so long as you added some tinned tomatoes, and no one had ever heard of avocado except when buying a bathroom suite.