Buses. What's all that about? I mean, I get spending squillions on superfast broadband so we can download our pirate movies in double quick time and order pizza for 10, but I don't get the buses bit.

Apparently that Saj geezer who looks after the nation's coffers, now the other long streak of misery got the heave-ho, wants to spend several hundred million squid on tarting up our buses. I mean, what's the point? Most of them are empty half all the time, or late, or turn up in threes or don't turn up at all. The only passengers are either pensioners over 65 'cos they get free passes or more often over 85 'cos they're not allowed to drive thanks to their cataracts.