It's a bit bleeding hard to get upset about climate change when it means you can sit in a deckchair in the middle of February, even assuming all this recent heatwave is down to climate change rather than a burst of hot air blown in from the Sahara.

I mean, the UK doesn't have its own weather, it's always someone else's. Like this time last year when all that snow was down to the bleeding Russians and got swept in from the steppes.