I can't say that a long weekend in Hounslow or Blackburn or Bolton was on my agenda, no disrespect and all, but the fact that the Government has announced we shouldn't visit them 'cos of the Indian variant has me itching to fire up the motor and do a road trip to the lot of them.

The Government just has that effect on me, like whatever it announces, I immediately want to do the opposite which is difficult 'cos these ministers change their minds from one week to the next.