Funny how this vaccine appeared out of nowhere and suddenly there's a Big Plan to roll it out like all these boffins and ministers have been working on it for months but just forgot to tell us.

I mean, this Government has already shown that even if it was allowed to, it still couldn't organise the proverbial knees-up in a brewery. Then along comes the vaccine and it's like the ministers are on top of it all and the boffins who've been making us reach for the sleeping pills every night for the last four months are suddenly bouncing around like excited kids telling us we'll all be cured in time for the Xmas crackers.