I've never heard of anything so bleeding daft as driverless cars.

When it was first mentioned I thought it was an April Fool's joke but apparently we're supposed to take it seriously. You've got computer geeks getting sweaty with excitement at the thought of all these Ford Fiestas bombing down the M1 with sweet fanny adams in the driving seat. They should stick to playing Grand Theft Auto in their bedrooms while us white van men do the real thing.