As if putting up with lockdown and the virus ain't bad enough, now we've got to put up with a load of elections for people we've never heard of, aren't interested in and cost us mugs a fortune.

I mean, do us a favour Boris. Don't scrap the elections on the grounds the pandemic might erupt into a fourth wave 'cos the ballot papers are given a special coating of COVID, scrap the elections 'cos no one's interested as they're a giant, bleeding yawn.