Never mind the eurocrats, it's our bleeding lawyers what run this country and I'm not just talking about those geezers in wigs telling us that a bunch of overpaid MPs on expenses have to decide how we tell Brussels to sling its hook even though us punters have already made that decision for them.

It's just a job-creation scheme to keep useless MPs busy 'cos there's sod-all else for them to do but them and the lawyers are all in it together so are we surprised? ‘Course not. You can be sure of one thing, the lawyers will always end up on top. Take this Heathrow decision. It's a gravy train for the blokes in wigs.