There's not much point in the health nannies telling us to take more exercise when gyms and leisure centres are slamming their doors in our faces claiming they're brassic.

It's like one half of Government hasn't a clue what the other half is doing – yeah I know, is the Pope a Catholic, does a bear etc – but I mean, you've gotta admit it's a shambles. The nannies are always telling us it costs squillions 'cos we're all overweight and pop our clogs at the first whiff of COVID and the NHS says obesity is costing it billions.