At last the nannies are on the run. Boris has got his way and about bleeding time and so long as we don't clog up the NHS we can all get COVID till kingdom come.

Dr Doom and Professor Glum can get back to their labs and it's pints all round with extra pork scratchings and, if we time it right, a week in Benidorm enjoying the local daily diet of egg, bacon, fried slice and double bubble washed down with a litre of Estrella.