The thing about lockdowns is to try and make 'em as bearable as possible.

Of course that's not the way the killjoys want it. I mean, take the Scots. It's like Prohibition. Sure you can go out for a meal, but don't expect to down anything other than orange juice and dinner's got to be over by 6pm when I guess the nannies then want us all to go home and sit in our PJs with a mug of cocoa.