I'm a simple geezer and I know what I don't know, if you get my drift.

But frankly, when I look at the state of the public sector run by all these clever boffins and look at what an utter pig's ear they manage to make of it, then it seems blindingly obvious to me that what we need to run this country is more simple geezers like me and not posh gits from Eton and Oxford.