So that geezer Matt Hancock didn't fill out the right forms when he decided to order a squillion masks and a million plastic visors, the sort you wear when you're using an oxy-acetylene torch and they turned out to be the wrong size and as useful as chocolate teapots.

Well you can't get everything right in a pandemic. I mean no one's complaining that we bought up every vaccine in sight while the Europeans were still working out the 52-page form they had to fill in to make sure they complied with someat called procurement rules made up in Brussels probably over a three course lunch paid by us taxpayers even though the Italians and the French always ignore rules anyway.