I'm not a Scotsman but I can see they might get fed up with the toffs at Westminster ordering them about so if they tell us to sling our hooks so they can eat their haggis in peace and toss their cabers or whatever else they do up there in between rainstorms then that's fine by me.

But the Nats have got to stop telling porkies about how hard-up they all are in their straw huts living off boiled porridge three times a day 'cos of the nasty Sassenachs cutting all their benefits.