Normally I have five sugars in my cuppa. Now the nanny government's told me sugar's bad for you even though we've been using it since the ancient Egyptians and if weren't for sugar we wouldn't have all those art galleries in London.

Nothing wrong in my opinion either with a few cans of cola a day in the cab or for that matter a couple of Yorkies, bag of Wotsits, the occasional pot noodle, and if I'm lucky a packet of lovely jubbly pork scratchings along with my several jars of Kronenburg and a dozen roll ups of fine Old Dutch Shag from one of my Calais trips.