I'm no fan of the health nannies and in my view, if I want a daily full English with double bubble and fries on the side, that's my funeral.

I don't need some overpaid busybody telling me to cut out the grease and eat broccoli three times a day with a bowl of dust with nuts. I don't think anyone pays attention to being nagged. But what I can't work out is why the Government even bothers with council health nannies considering it keeps slashing their budgets.