As if it isn't bad enough having the nanny state and all these over-paid finger-waving, interfering pen-pushers from public health quangos telling middle-aged folk every other day to only eat raw broccoli if we want to live till 95 (which would feel like 195 on a diet of raw broccoli) now all the newspapers are in on the act.

The trouble is they've got nothing else to print in the summer ‘cos there's absolutely no bleeding news so it's open season for the health bureaucrats whose every word is printed just to fill the space, even though no one pays them a blind bit of attention the rest of the year.