Watch out for the invasion of the zimmer frames. While the rest of us are bottled up indoors unable even to enjoy a bag of pork scratchings and a pint of wallop, the wrinklies in contrast will be unleashed on our empty streets.

Once the vaccines have worked their way through the care homes, then anyone over 85, then over 75, they'll all be out on the lash like there's no tomorrow, which in their case is pretty likely.