I’m thinking of chucking in the motor and moving into the bin-making business.

I mean, there’s more bins on the streets than motors. They’re green, red, black, blue, any colour you want guv’nor. It’s all thanks to the pinstripes in Whitehall who instead of sorting out what really matters to us punters like cost of living, soaring cost of homes, knackered economy, 10-hour waits in A&E, crippling taxes, the list goes on...