Clearly that geezer Gove has got too much time on his hands or else he wouldn’t be getting down among the weeds fretting about stuff which a jobsworth on £20k a year would regard as below their pay grade.

I mean, what’s a well-paid politician with a chauffeur-driven motor and flunkies running around him with clipboards getting his knickers in a twist about, ‘cos a handful of old folk can’t handle paying for their parking on the dog and bone and want to pay with old-fashioned shrapnel?